She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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