i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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