that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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