To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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