I wish you could order shots online.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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