lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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