so let's talk penis.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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