The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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