We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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