I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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