D3 body, D1 cock
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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