dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
How naked do you want me to be?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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