We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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