one two three fourrrrnication!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
