ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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