He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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