Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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