So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I had to cum in my sink.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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