When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I love having hate sex.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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