So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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