I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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