Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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