Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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