:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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