what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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