I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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