That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
There are leaves in my underwear?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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