My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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