This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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