wat bout pragnant strippers??
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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