ugly people sure do ruin things
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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