that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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