awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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