i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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