but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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