Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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