i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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