if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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