Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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