Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
