physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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