You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just gargled with NyQuil
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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