they need to just BURY HIM!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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