people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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