in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he fucked my hip out of place.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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