You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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