also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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