In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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