i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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