Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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