Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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