just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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