Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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