Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The struggles of a small town man whore
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
its liver damage thursday
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