I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm both gender and math confused
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