love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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